LancesWorld.com Journal

Happy Birthday to You!
Happy Birthday to You!
Happy Birthday Dear LancesWorld.com!
Happy Birthday to You!

Yes, that's right - today we celebrate the first anniversary of the founding of LancesWorld.com. The first entry in the journal was published two days later on July 12, 2004. Since then, the site has been going strong, though I know there is still much room for improvement. First, the basic design of the site hasn't changed in an entire year, which is why I am proud to announce that grand plans are currently being developed to create a new face for LancesWorld.com. Unfortunately, the LancesWorld.com staff plastic surgeons have been called away to perform an emergency operation on Michael Jackson, but that should only delay the site's re-design by a year or two. After careful study and analysis, the Bush administration has estimated that you will see a new and better LancesWorld.com around November of 2008, just in time to swing the presidential vote in favor of the Republicans. It's true - this site isn't just a Lance-centric destination, it is also a major player in the American political arena.

Alright, well maybe this site hasn't really accomplished all that in just a single year, but there's hope that I might be able to achieve such influence by the second anniversary, right? In all reality, though, a new design for this site is underway, though with my schedule, there is no telling when exactly it will be ready.

Thanks to everyone who visited LancesWorld.com over the past year. I hope both of you will continue to visit regularly over this coming year. And please, do pass this site on to others who might be interested in living vicariously through me. Over this next year, I am going to try and post some new pictures... I'll aim for a new picture in the journal each week. OK... maybe one a month. We'll see. Maybe if I had a new digital camera... donations are accepted through PayPal. Just kidding.

Alright, Birthday party at my house!